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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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ANGLEFISH, TELESKEYE & ASTROLAZE (Water/Psychic) The stargazing pokemon

This family of fish pokemon have gained psychic powers after spending their whole lives gazing at the stars, basking in their cosmic energy, opening their minds to the powers of the universe. They know the movement of the stars up to hundres of years into the future and navigate around the seas following the star charts imprinted in their mind.

ANGLEFISH (Angelfish/Angle) is based on the juvenile of the Orbicular Batfish (Platax orbicularis) and a Sextant, a navigational instrument used for determining the angle between the horizon and a celestial body such as the Sun, the Moon, or a star, used in celestial navigation to determine latitude and longitude

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TELESKEYE (Telescope/Eye/Sky) is based on the Tripod Fish (Bathypterois grallator) and a Nautical Telescope with its tripod

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ASTROLAZE (Astrolabe/Gaze) is based on the Stargazers, a family of fish (Uranoscopidae) with eyes on top of their heads and an Astrolabe, an ancient astronomical instrument that was a handheld model of the universe used to help determine the ship's latitude from the height of the Pole Star or of the sun

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In ASTROLAZE's back there are 3 markings, these markings actually represent 3 different constellations, this are Pisces (The Fishes), Sextans (The Sextant) and Telescopium (The Telescope), making them references the line inspiration in stars and to its previous forms

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Never mind, the actual funniest thing to do with InferKit is give it Puritan virtue names.

The astounding accuracy of its replication of the pattern, accompanied by its total inability to understand what a “virtue” is? *chefs kiss*

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The entirety of the input was real Puritan first names and surnames. This is some of what InferKit thinks other Puritans might be called:

  • Disdain Middleton
  • Intoxication Sherman
  • Pity Smith
  • Hate-All Branham
  • Suffering Baldwin
  • Manliness Boyd
  • Annoyance Washburne
  • Pleasure Osborne
  • Empathy Butler
  • Deep Distress Warren
  • Pleasant Breeze Harvie
  • Loving You Dalton
  • Nourishment Jenkins
  • Apologies Farnsworth
  • Proper Condom Richmond
  • Monogamy Evans
  • Agitate Forber
  • Regret Hughes
  • Stagnation Hunter
  • Outward Kindness Wood
  • The Decline of the West Sutton
  • Revenge Davenport
  • Intellectualism Dalton
  • Democracy Dawson
  • Moral Stability Lewis
  • Non-Oppression Quid-Pro-Quo Slattery
  • Nepotism
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most of my original input was made up of single word “virtue” names so I decided to add a few of the longer, weirder compound names (like Fight-the-good-fight-of-faith) to the mix

this made the results weirder.

  • Potency Taylor
  • Serve-with-your-body Brown
  • Petty-Misunderstanding Phillips
  • Destruction Sheridan
  • Sorcerous Quigley
  • Inevitability Leonard
  • Good as Hell Frederick
  • Obvious Whitley
  • Confusion Torrey
  • None of my business Munson
  • Manhood Nickerson
  • Homeostasis Mahoney
  • No Thanks Gillmore
  • Abortion Hamilton
  • Racism Thompson
  • Socially Violent Wilkins
  • Responsible Boyfriend Frederick
  • Hope-Spite Smith
  • Pay-No-Attention Brunson
  • Fear-of-misery Storace
  • Over-Indulgence Calvert
  • Give-Me-That-Tiger Lincoln

And the crown jewel

  • If-it-ain’t-broke-don’t-fix-it Schmitt
seananmcguire
cameoamalthea

Have I mentioned how much I love Nick Offerman?

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Nick described masculinity as an 'accusation' - "I'm often accused of masculinity. And, you know, I was born looking like this and I sound like this. You know, I did not cultivate [this]. I don't go to the gym. I'm not chasing masculinity. And so it's always seemed a little strange to me as a mincing theater artist to be accused of being manly. I am pretty handy at splitting firewood or changing a tire, but so are the women in my family. And so I use it as an opportunity to encourage people to try and loosen their ideas about genderizing everything. I know ladies that are great woodworkers and I know men that make an amazing quiche and everything across every spectrum in between.” (source)

And this is his reaction to "having his man card revoked"

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He is free now!

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I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

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Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

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[ID: A screenshot of a Wikipedia article. Text reads: "Whitestown was laid out in 1851 when the railroad was extended to that point. It was named for Albert Smith White, a U.S. Senator from Indiana. (highlight starts) The name of the the town has at points been noted for being easily perceived as having historical ties to racism in Indiana, despite Albert S. White being known as a leading abolitionist. (End highlight.) The first post office in Whitestown was established in 1853." End ID.]

leggyboyjohnson
venuselectrificata

something that rly creeps me out…..occasionally ill see videos or articles for christians or christian missionaries that say something like “what you need to do is make friends with non christians and really get them to trust you and THEN you start preaching to them and bringing them to jesus” and that is….man how much would it hurt to know that the only reason someone’s hanging out with you is to convert you to a religion you were never interested in. maybe this is a real friend, someone you really really feel like you connect to, and all of a sudden you cant hang out with them without being scared they’ll bring out the jesus stuff.

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charlie youre blowing my third eye WIDE open

jessicalprice

hahahaha like a year ago I tweeted “Christianity’s attitude toward Jews resembles nothing so much as the attitude of a man toward a woman who won’t fuck him” and people got SO MAD at me